My List of Things that I Know Probably Exist in Korea but Have so far Eluded Me.

1. Peanut butter that costs less than $10 for a small jar
2. A 220v-110v power converter (so I can charge my beard trimmer and play my Game Cube)
3. American movies on the big screen
4. A sign or slogan that properly uses the phrase "well-being." The best I can explain is that the phrase is used as an adjective instead of a noun. This is an example of what is wrong:

5. Another American on Geoje--or at least a native English speaker