A few Konglish examples

This is the wrapper of a microwaveable sandwich. "Enjoy your sweet dream and life?" What, is this sandwich going to kill me?

This is the packaging from a gift luxury towel. Hey, who says I have a simple mind?

Finally, are a couple examples with no picture. They both come from notebook covers--they are printed on every one of these notebooks! Warning, these may cause internal brain hemorrhaging!

• "Hamster baby. For the sang to my heart. Oh look at my, look at my [sic]"
• "Dreaming with true friends happy."